Maybe Chuck Norris's Tears Don't Cure Cancer

At least he doesn't want us to think they do:

Tough-guy actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about him.

I don't like Norris's chances for a simple reason:

Chuck Norris can't get a fair jury. He has no peers.