Monday, May 4, 2009

Maybe Chuck Norris's Tears Don't Cure Cancer

At least he doesn't want us to think they do:
Tough-guy actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about him.
I don't like Norris's chances for a simple reason:

Chuck Norris can't get a fair jury. He has no peers.

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