"I remember When i used to play back home in the neighborhood, there was always games like that. I remember one time one of my friends was playing basketball and he was winning the game. It was so competitive, they broke a piece of leg from a table and they threw it and it went right through his heart, and he died... Right on the court. So I'm accustomed to playing basketball really rough."Well sure, it sounds bad, but you don't know the kind of guys Ron Artest hangs out with:
Honestly, the other options are not at all feasible on a basketball court.