One! One that girls can dance on while you eat meat:
He opened "Cousin Vinny's Way," which, according to his flyer, promised $5 foot-long subs, a free fountain drink and "six hours of nonstop, hard-core, live action from some of the most beautiful young ladies who have ever chosen to take their clothes off in public."And Conan did a "Jared" joke in response in his monologue. (Why did I put quotes around that like it's some sort of variant of joke, like there are knock knock jokes and Jared jokes?) But Fraterus Bloggus Amir and I think we can do better.
Which means it's time for another... Great Punch Line Off 2009! Me vs. Me vs. You. See you in the comments.
- It's great. You can get a $5 foot long to go with your 5$ foot long.
- It's $5 for a Subway but $50 for a "Rubway."
- They also changed their cup sized from small, medium, and large to B, C, and D.
- A lot has changed in the store, but he's keeping the slogan.
- One piece of advice - Careful when you order the meatballs.
- No matter what a stripper tells you, there's no sex in the freezer room.