It was at that moment that the guy next to me turned to me and quizzically asked:
"Is that a burger?"Seriously, this happened. My life became a "Snappy answers to stupid questions" Mad magazine feature.
Why would someone ask this question? Some suggestions:
- He is suffering from meat focused Alzheimer's disease.
- New York City is much more different from the rest of the country than I realize. Where he is from they're called "Liebermans."
- He was referring to the fries and I should have said "no."