One of the two clowns who stole Lance Armstrong’s bike is getting three years in prison for second-degree burglary and grand theft. This is the moment where you refer to Donte Stallworth getting 30 days in the slammer.To review:
- Be a famous person and kill someone while driving drunk > 30 days in jail.
- Be a regular person and steal a bicycle from a famous person > 3 years in jail.
That's fucked up.