Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Carlos Beltran Understandably Misses Third Game in a Row

New York Mets news, courtesy of Metsblog:
Yet again, Carlos Beltran will not be in tonight’s starting lineup, missing his third-consecutive start due to a stomach bug.
Now, some might think that it's a little wimpy to miss three games with a stomach bug, but those people aren't considering that the bug he has in his stomach is actually the Volkswagen Bug:

Don't judge a Beltran till you've digested a car in his shoes.


  1. could have been one of these guys:

    in which case i expect him to play