Yet again, Carlos Beltran will not be in tonight’s starting lineup, missing his third-consecutive start due to a stomach bug.Now, some might think that it's a little wimpy to miss three games with a stomach bug, but those people aren't considering that the bug he has in his stomach is actually the Volkswagen Bug:
Don't judge a Beltran till you've digested a car in his shoes.
Swine flu?
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in which case i expect him to play