Thursday, June 18, 2009

That's One Crazy Game of Pepsi-Coke

A Bat Mitzvah at the Lockwood-Mathews Mansion Museum in Connecticut was broken up by police Saturday night because guests "tore out ceiling tiles and a light fixture in the 141-year-old, 62-room mansion" and "several boys and girls engaging in oral sex in the bathrooms."

But Sheryl Finnie Baker, the mother of the bat mitzvah girl, said the reports are "blown way out of proportion." She says that the party was not out of control and that there was no inappropriate activity in the bathrooom
"These kids are not the type to do oral sex," Baker said.
Not the type "to do" oral sex? Are they throwing bat mitzvahs for non-human kids again?

I think we should also note that she didn't deny that the kids are the type to tear out ceiling tiles and light fixtures.

1 comment:

  1. I think she was saying that not that they would have oral sex (we all enjoy some good oral sex)but that they were too classy to do it in the bathroom. Check the coat closet next time.