Monday, June 22, 2009

Perez Hilton Tweets That He Was Assaulted by Will.I.Am


And thus caused the Great HumorSlaysMe punch line-off of 2009. Me vs. Me vs. You.

I'll see you in the comments.

Perez Hilton was allegedly assaulted by the Black Eyed Peas' Will.I.Am last night...
  • And it was bad. Apparently, Will gave him a boom boom pow.
  • Perez Hilton says that his face is in such bad shape, people are mistaking him for Fergie.
  • He left him some lovely little lumps in the back and in the front.
  • I'm upset about this. It's got me questioning, where is the love?
  • I guess they don't call them the black eyed peas for nothing.
  • If they've said it once, they've said it a thousand times: Don't Phunk with them.


  1. This was in response to Hilton's claim that bandmate Fergie is "Not as Fergalicious as she used to be."

  2. It was nothing compared to what hilton did to him after he said "marriage should be between a man and a woman"

  3. The altercation allegedly started when Hilton opined that objects should follow verbs whenever possible.