And thus caused the Great HumorSlaysMe punch line-off of 2009. Me vs. Me vs. You.
I'll see you in the comments.
Perez Hilton was allegedly assaulted by the Black Eyed Peas' Will.I.Am last night...
- And it was bad. Apparently, Will gave him a boom boom pow.
- Perez Hilton says that his face is in such bad shape, people are mistaking him for Fergie.
- He left him some lovely little lumps in the back and in the front.
- I'm upset about this. It's got me questioning, where is the love?
- I guess they don't call them the black eyed peas for nothing.
- If they've said it once, they've said it a thousand times: Don't Phunk with them.