Thursday, April 23, 2009

"All Right, We'll Call it a Draw"

Insane news from the world of Mixed Martial Arts:
This Saturday, Kyle Maynard, a congenital amputee with no elbows or knees, will make his amateur mixed martial arts debut at the Auburn Covered Arena in Auburn, Ala.
This guy is obviously impressive, but mixed martial arts? Really? This can't end well. My prediction for the how the fight goes:

He'll bite their legs off.

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