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(serious hattip amicus bloggus Reiss-face)

AM New York, a free newspaper distributed at subway entrances and busy New York streets has joined our Punch Line Off:


Already did the insertion. With plenty of more suggestions - here.

Perez Hilton Tweets That He Was Assaulted by Will.I.Am

Seriously.

And thus caused the Great HumorSlaysMe punch line-off of 2009. Me vs. Me vs. You.

I'll see you in the comments.

Perez Hilton was allegedly assaulted by the Black Eyed Peas' Will.I.Am last night...

• And it was bad. Apparently, Will gave him a boom boom pow.
• Perez Hilton says that his face is in such bad shape, people are mistaking him for Fergie.
• He left him some lovely little lumps in the back and in the front.
• I'm upset about this. It's got me questioning, where is the love?
• I guess they don't call them the black eyed peas for nothing.
• If they've said it once, they've said it a thousand times: Don't Phunk with them.