Now Michael Jackson's Doctor is Missing?

So reports TMZ, whose coverage of this whole story has been stellar (emphasis mine):

We've learned law enforcement is looking for a doctor who lived at Michael Jackson's home -- and the doctor is nowhere to be found. Law enforcement sources tell us a BMW belonging to the doctor was towed from Jackson's home last night. Cops are looking to interview the doc. A law enforcement source says the doctor gave Jackson an injection before he died. Jackson reportedly may have OD'd on Demerol.

Why isn't the Doctor's family saying he is hiking on the Appalachian Trail?

TMZ Goes With My Stimulus Package Joke

On the one hand, it's nice to see it get some use. On the other hand... it's TMZ - who ran this headline:

George H.W. Bush -- Private Stimulus Package

Over this picture:
But the best part of the whole story (Aside from the best attempted performance of "The Tap Combination" by an "A Chorus Line" dancer ever) is the poll at TMZ that runs along the post:
... and the guy who got a blow job in the oval office while talking to a congressman is only up 79% to 21%. Kind of makes you wonder what Clinton needed to actually do to get up to 100%.